Corrupted Wish September Edition

[navytac]

Granted, but the only way that can happen is for everyone to abandon religion altogether.

I wish just once Bert would punch Ernie.

[Shaqweef]

Granted, but he miscalculates his own strength and kills Ernie, scarring children for life.

I wish I had read everyone else's wishes.

[Gorland22]

Granted, but it hasn't making you any smarter, informed, or at all entertained.

I wish more AAA gaming studios would jump into the non-Adventure/RPG MMO market.

[darkeskye]

Granted, they go into nonadventureuos/RPG MMO games but because all their new games suck *** they have to dish out twice what they spent to make them leaving them bankrupt

I wish retail stores didnt exist

[navytac]

Granted, but you never get to hold anything and try it out before you buy it. You now rely solely on what amazon and trolls of the internet have to say when making purchasing decisions. Ordering your groceries online ahead of time is a pain, as is making sure you are home for delivery, and you cannot just to grab a quart of ice cream on a whim anymore.

I wish sites like yelp would get people to say good things about good places. When every restaurant gets nothing but bad reviews because only the people with a gripe will leave a review, it renders the entire concept useless.

[Chasmanian]

I wish sites like yelp would get people to say good things about good places. When every restaurant gets nothing but bad reviews because only the people with a gripe will leave a review, it renders the entire concept useless.

Granted .. but of course .. now we have no idea which one's are truly awful and worth avoiding cause everyone is only saying positive things .. alas .. invest in peptobismal, the system is still useless.

I wish we could rock this game with "linked" adventures, one leading to another .. to another .. to another .. instead of dead-end one-shot adventures.

[navytac]

Granted, but unlike Odysseus your generals never make it back home.

I wish people would listen more closely.

[Kelexia]

Granted, but every time you talked they would be one inch from your face.

I wish I had the money for the endless copper mine.

[darkeskye]

Granted, you now have the money to buy a endless copper mine but, now you have no money for food or any of the necessitys

I wish i knew the minimum amount of posts to make before i become a regular member like zynnia7277 is

[Lord_Nikolia]

Granted but your vast knowledge makes people envy you and wish you dead.
I wish for modern weapons to attack bandits with.