I fecking love eBay, I sold my homing pigeon eight times last month!
I fecking love eBay, I sold my homing pigeon eight times last month!
how do you make picture smaller when you post?
idk...the worst part about the server being shut down today is that I can't sing my favorite song in global.....I mean, I got decisions I have to make....
stop kidding yourself you can't sing
for some reason that is a very fine line you have taken imoOriginally Posted by Haak
idk...the worst part about the server being shut down today is that I can't sing my favorite song in global.....I mean, I got decisions I have to make....
i don't get it
LMAOOOOO!!! That's awful AND awfully funny at the same time.
Lawyers Are The Best Patients
Two new surgeons at the hospital were discussing the qualities of their favorite patients. "I like contractors myself" says one. "They don't even flinch when I tell them I underestimated the cost and length of surgery."
"Well, I had an electrician yesterday" another says. "It was beautiful everything inside well marked and color coded!'
An older surgeon passing by heard them, and cut in. "You fellas ain't seen nothing yet" he tells them "By far the best patients are lawyers- they have no heart, no spine, little guts, and the head and butt are fully interchangeable!"
oh and here is a funny one for you as well:
The Purina Weight Loss Diet
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for Roscoe, our hunting dog, and was standing in line at Wal-Mart getting ready to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. First thing I thought was "where's your sign lady" but decided to go with it...SO...On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Weight Loss Diet again.
I said I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is; you load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, and that the food is nutritionally complete... so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story to say the least.
Totally horrified, the lady asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no, I had stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's *** and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
She got upset. Made a complaint. WAL-MART asked me not to shop there anymore. It was worth it.
Just wrong dude Just wrong funny as hell but still wrong
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