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    UPDATE : DAY 2. wide spread looting in the streets and an overall unlawfulness has come over our land is this what awaits us when the power goes out? I suggest we fly Chuck Norris, Arnold, and Sly to Gemany to handle the stituation. Sitting at home just staring at my screen a small tear ran down my cheek, Please UBISOFT can't you see I am losing my mind. Help me help meeee hel..................

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    ok....since I am missing my island so much and I have nothing really to do as this is my three days off I figure this should be a good one for you all....enjoy!



    Getting Bank of America By The Balls





    A little old lady walks into Bank of America and asks to open a savings account. The new accounts receptionist first thinks this is strange, probably because everyone is leaving them for credit unions now. At any rate, the accounts person asks her how much she wanted to deposit to open the account, and the little old lady replies, "Three million dollars." The accounts person is startled, and says, "In what form?" and the little old lady says, "Cash. I've got it right here in this bag..."

    The accounts person looks and, sure enough, the lady has a big grocery bag just chock full of green stuff with big denominations. In light of this highly unusual event, the accounts person excuses herself to get the president of the bank involved. He arrives, and escorts the little old lady to his office to handle it personally. Once in his office, he asks the little old lady where she got so much money. She says, "Gambling."

    "Gambling?", he says. "What sort of gambling?"

    "Oh, I make bets with people on all sorts of things, and I usually win. For example, I've got $100,000 right here that says that by noon tomorrow your balls will be square, and I'll even give you 10:1 odds. You got $10,000 you'd be willing to wager on that?" The bank president is shocked at this sort of thing coming from a sweet little old lady, but he didn't get to be the president of Bank of America without knowing a thing or two about money. "I suppose I could come up with enough to cover that wager, but I wouldn't feel right taking it from you... there's just no way you could win that bet!" The little old lady just shook the bag and said, "I know what I'm doing... and I can afford to lose! Is it a bet?"

    "OK, have it your way", said the president, and they shook hands on it." See you at 11:55 tomorrow morning", said the little old lady, and with that she left.

    Next morning at 11:55 the little old lady arrives with a younger man in a three-piece suit, and is escorted to the bank president's office. The president is a nervous wreck, though a happy one. He'd gotten almost no sleep the night before, waking every few minutes to feel his balls to check for impending squareness, but nothing happened all night. He had checked hundreds of times that morning, but still nothing; perfectly normal. When the little old lady arrived he started to relax, knowing he had won. "Come in, please have a seat! Who might this gentleman be?" said the president. "He's my lawyer. For a bet of this size I want to have a witness. Any objections?"

    "No, perfectly understandable", said the president. "Well, it's now noon, and I'm still unchanged, so I guess I win!" he said happily.

    "Not so fast!" said the little old lady. "For a hundred grand I want to verify things personally! Please, drop your pants!"

    The bank president is a bit flustered, but agrees that in her position he'd want proof as well, so he drops his pants. The little old lady goes over to him and reaches out to feel the organs in question. "OK, you win, here's your $100,000," says the little old lady, handing over a bag of bills. As she does so, her lawyer starts banging his head against the wall and moaning.

    "What's wrong with him?" asks the bank president.

    "Oh, he's just upset... sore loser if you ask me. You see, I had a bet for $1,000,000 with him that I would have the President of Bank of America by the balls by noon today!"

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    Good Joke!!!!

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    lol good one

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    The banks aren't even open today

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    Thats the same joke as this one..

    The bartender is watching a couple guys playing pool and is starting to get upset at how loud they are. Then one of the guys walks over to the bartender and puts a 100 dollar bill on the counter and says in a drunken voice, "I bet you a hundred dollars that I can piss in that small shot glass in the middle of your mirror. The bartender looks at this drunken guy and knows there is now way he is ever going to be able to do this. "Sure, go ahead and try." The drunk whips it out and starts to pee. He pees on everything but the glass. The bartender grabs the money and laughs "Ha, you didnt even get any in the glass." The drunk says "Its okay, I just bet those guys 500 a piece that I could piss all over your bar and you would laugh."

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoofyMcKillj00 View Post
    lol good one
    Doofy, you must help these guys, I am loosing money on my gold line.

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    So what is everyone doing until they fix it ... it's our Thanksgiving weekend here in Canada. I'm preparing food/baked goods (cupcakes, anyone?) and decorating the house with an autumn theme.

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    I made cookies and cheesecake.....sometimes i bake when i'm bored (plus the weather is cool now)

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