Giving Thanks: Settlers Edition!

[Vetinari]

What does it take to become an old, or perhaps a not-new member?

[Black_holes]

I want to thank you for food I got, house I have, .... that God given me

[Lord-Vid]

My settlers have many things to be grateful for. First and foremost, the majority of the recruits (read cannon fodder) are lured in with lots and lots of bread so the native inhabitants of my island tend to live longer.

Second, they share in productive jobs like well building and bronze sword making (although why it isn't cost effective to get my whole army decent weapons I don't understand).

Third, my settlers are grateful for their immortality. They can go without food, water or restroom facilities and never die(unless they're recruits, then they're hosed). They like to eat, and it makes them more productive, but, unless they're working on something expensive, I let the inbreeds starve.

Forth my settlers are grateful one of the generals decided to show his true colors as a Grim Reaper. It was pretty clear that's what they were when 500 people would leave and only 200 would come back. Just nice to have the true colors show.

And finally fifth, my settlers are grateful for the contact they get through the guild. The realize how good they have it and work even harder for me as they hear news of other islands where their dictators are less benign compared to me. I assume that's why a friends food last longer. Maybe it's just they get to have relations with the people bringing the baskets, sandwiches and fish platters. So a little happy afterglow to speed them onto their work.

[Mack_27]

Thanks for the endless, monotonous, repetitive jobs. Thanks for having no women on the entire island. Thank you for conscripting us settlers the second we arrive to send on your greedy military campaigns. Ever think to ask if we want to attack a passive group of people doing nothing to us?

But hey, at least we have endless beer and bread. You can see by our guts that we love carbs. Best to keep us fat and drunk to deal with your totalitarian dictatorship.

[necrophiliac]

At this time of Thanksgiving we pause
to count our blessings.
The freedom of this great
country in which we live.
It's opportunity for achievement.
The friendship and confidence
you have shown in us.
For all of these things
we are deeply thankful.
Our best wishes for a
Happy Thanksgiving

[jfgilberti1]

I want to first give God all the glory for the food I eat,the roof over my head,the family and friends I have.The freedom to be able to share my views and to be able to say what I want.I thank God for my Daughter ,which I don't deserve.I thank my mom for taking me in,I am disabled and don't make enough money to live on my own.I'm thankful for all the people in all countries.People are what makes the world go around.I pray for peace everywhere.I'm thankful for UBI and all the people that do all the hard work to make these games, and all the games I can play to fill my day.Thx ladies and Gents,May God be with you and yours.Love brother Jeff

[PrincessL]

I am thankful for the bounty of meat, flour and brew. For the opportunity to work hard to contribute to my village. And for the brave general and his army that defends us from bandits.

[Shubhankar]

I am thankful to settlers which gave me a chance to meet new friends, virtual and real, when life seemed dull.

[SirFlyG]

I am EXTREAMLY THANKFUL for the chance that was given to all of us LOYAL, lawful sovereign, to participate in your "bang-up" TEST SERVER, that "bestowed"upon us a CORNUCOPIA of delectable goodies, that we used to increase the character of our settlements...

[Lord-Vivec]

[COLOR="rgb(160, 82, 45)"]My people are Thankful for[/COLOR]

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1) Their husband is trained as a soldier and not a recruit
2) Their children are not in mines when it is about to collapse
3) There are no DUI, under aged drinking, because only those in battle gets to drink
4) They all live in noble houses, because i can't trust them with their own residences
5) Their entire food supply can be made by 4 combinations fish, bread, deer, pumpkins.
6) In order to be a tree hugger, they have to kill a tree and make a tree house.
7) They have non sources of entertainment but work!
8) All women are kept inside!
9) The tavern stays at level 1 forever! [/COLOR]