New Years Resolution Contest

[Neo_]

My resolution is to build a Fish Hatchery. This way I can produce 4 times the amount of fish the Fisherman do.

[Yukon_Sven]

The settlers of Yukon Island [my island] have resolved to:

-Bake less gourmet bread that Sven just crumbles into fish food.
-Convince Sven that raw fish + bread does not make a Solid Sandwich, rather bacon is absolutely required. No seriously BB_Meesher, bacon is a key missing component to this game!!!
-Advise Sven that Musk Deer Fragrance is not to be worn at Christmas Gala Events, but rather spread on the ground at hunting sites.
-Cut back on the brews at the barracks so that less drunks take the field of battle.
-Help Sven realize that dropping a plate of raw fish off at a worksite is NOT a buff, it just makes us smelly.





As for me, I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be broken 61 minutes into the New Year.

[MikeFly]

Be the king of my island and exchange with other at little price

[Lectos]

My settlers have resolved to start smoking and to eat more.

[Otuwek]

I will take my explorers to see Nords, BK, and other adventures. Now they are too shy and don't bring back those. I hope the tour will help.
I will work more with the Grimm Reaper on the issue of killing his own troops. I hope he will understand that his troops are terrified and don't battle as well as other generals' troops.
I will provide additional training to the foresters. It is important that they plant the trees in the trees in their locality. No need to worry about the distant sectors as those sectors have their own foresters that can handle deforestation.

[Malic_S]

This seasons holidays were funtasticly giggly.. settlers from across the glob visited my humble isl of giggles... with snow a nd decorations galore the fun never stops ( neigther does the work)... so chubs my Savage scout third class came to me this morning with a perdicament.. the populace seems unsettled.. we have no time off.. the union is screeming.. chubs left me to ponder this problem for a few hrs....
At lunch the problem chubs brought to me had not left.. so i talked to the fish and the deer.. the hogs were of no help at all... and we came to a good resolution.. to not work the local populace so hard and to celebrate our existance on the first day of each new year.. upon announcing this new holiday for my settlers i was imediatly given the cape of giggles .. a hi honour on my island ... and all shall be welcomed with love and joy and giggles a plenty! Pie too! i like pie.. giggle this new years resolution sounds fun giggle on!

[Gleen]

After having barely made it back from his first adventure as a recruit, Bob has decide to take up crossbow training because all of them always make it home. besides, he is also tired of being called a meat shield.

[Troll-Phu]

my resolution will be to try to be nice to ppl in global... but as all my other resolutions have failed so will this one
and my three explorers Max, Moritz, and Fred promise to bring back Great Treasure and Awesome Adventures.... but looking back on past work they probably won't

[Starlight_Ghost]

Our resolution is to reach level 50 by early in the new year (we're at level 46 as of this writing), to continue to prosper so we can level our village to level 5's and continue to interact with guildies and friends

[IBartfast]

Thumbs up to Yukon_Sven.

The good settlers of Ankh-Morpork, shall follow example of CMOT Dibbler's entrepreneurial spirit and construct sufficient silos to obsolete the time consuming task of replanting wheat fields. Field construction plans to be detailed by BS Johnson.