New Years Resolution Contest

[Mides]

The General's resolution

An arrow screamed by him missing his face by mere centimeters, more thudded into his shield and those of the soldiers around him making ominous thuds as metal hit wood. Around him his troops marched on, soldiers in tight formation and recruits running ahead taking the bulk of the damage from the arrows, ahead of them he could see the ragged lines of bandits and their rusty swords glinting in the sun they seemed to stretch on endlessly. He felt fear creeping into his mind and hastily distracted himself with thoughts of home, he imagined his family, his wife and two sons taking in the harvest on his farm back home and the warm fireplace and smell of roasting turkey, it was new years eve and they would be celebrating back at home making resolutions and feasting. The general closed his eyes and took in a deep breath and calmly let it out he opened his eyes again and now they shone with deadly determination, he sounded the charge and his orders relayed through the ranks with the sounds of resounding drums and trumpet blares, before the front lines met and steel clashed against steel he made his own resolution: To return home safe to his family after every adventure.

(I thought i'd try my hand at story writing :P)
-Mides

[stewpidface]

In the town of settlers, all who work nonstop-pain staking hours, for the glory of Stewpidface, shall receive exactly one minute of sleep in their workshops..and then upon the ending of that one minute shall return to their back-breaking duties, in accordance to city doctrine, for the glory of the island.."All Hail Stewpidface!".

[Chellearia]

My settlers resolve to visit every adventure, despite the reputations of some, and experience all aspects of the game at least once, including pvp and events. All this while making their way to level 50+. Go! Settlers!

[RawrNoob]

I resolve to use only my left hand (I am right handed) when brushing my teeth, signing checks and eating food

edit: So far 3 days in things are going well ... its actually harder than i thought ... especially the signing checks and brushing teeth part

[dadbbd]

my settlers have expressed their desire to perform random acts of kindness and to help the noobs not just in their guild but in the whole zues network.

[WOLVENFANG]

my goal is to make my guild the bigest and best guild on the game and to help as many settler's as i can and to save all tree's

[Pegomine]

My Generals resolve to win every battle! My Explorers resolve to bring home lots of granite and when sent for an adventure, to make a good faith attempt to find something besides Outlaws or Sons of the Veldt! My Geologists resolve to stop telling me that we have found too much of _____! (fill in the blank)
And my wonderful Settlers resolve to continue their work of making Pegomine's Island a "loverly" place to live!

[PhilTheFast]

My Settler's New Year's Resolution is to never again allow my island to become deforested. The trees are important to the environment and I will make sure to construct enough foresters to replace every single tree to which I take my axe. Additionally, I will help my friends keep their islands green by buffing their forester's regularly.

[xxJamiexx]

To rule with a velvet glove and have many content citizens!

[JohnnyKash2]

My goal is to reach level 40, and to get a vet gen. It will never happen lol