New Years Resolution Contest

[siravatar]

i just want to help evry settler i have and all my freinds and the people online from siravatar

[Malthraus]

through a series of highly secret, morally questionable and illegal experiments, to increase the productivity of my recycling plants and watermills to lvl 10, to find an endless granite mine, place a spell over the merchant to allow me to purchase a lvl 5 building vs lvl 1 and lvl it up...finally, by hook crook or both, get a white castle

[Kithnelso]

My new years resolution will be to quit smoking by playing more of the settlers online instead of going out for cigarette breaks

[Scorpius16]

As a simple settler I know I am part of a far greater universe with my benevolent supreme leader Scorpius16 at the centre. I resolve to work even harder for my leader in the New Year. I will grow more food to feed his people, build swords to equip his heroic army, and create statues and monuments to his greatness. My hard work will help our exalted magnificent leader to expand his influence to those living in darkness, and allow them to see the shining light of his glory. After I have enjoyed the chance to toil to a venerable age I will be able to rest knowing I have done my small part in the epic story of our awe-inspiring leader, Scorpius16 (the Great).

[Harumphum]

This year, my settlers resolve to work on training better horses so the generals don't meander into battle but CHARGE!

[Kattweet]

For the coming year I resolve to grow my village to the point that I am capable of either forming my own guild or to join a guild. I also want to gain as many levels as possible while still being able to help my friends and other guild members. I am hopeful that all of my settlers will make it through the many military excursions that they will face in their endeavors to grow.

[mrtek]

My new years resolution is to start a union for us little settlers and earn a vacation. All work no play is bad, bad, bad.

[Joppa]

my new years resolution: quit using swear words and remember its just a game

[nicotine]

to have consistent number of guild members, even if that number is "zero".

[Gwen1983]

The New Year represents growth. Unfortunately, for my settlers, that meant growth around the middle section. Since the big wild game boom, they have packed on the pounds and in turn, production suffered substantially. For this New Year's resolution, Weight Watcher's will be sending high quality, inexpensive, delicious meals once a week for a year. And at a very low monthly cost (gold coins, and bread. They cant eat all those carbs anyway.)
Their weight loss will be documented on their website and through a commercial playing usually during The Price is Right or The View. So stay tuned!
Gwen1983
(BTW I am not, nor have ever been affiliated with Weight Watchers and the information regarding the food as "high quality, inexpensive," and/or "delicious" may or may not be substantiated.)