Character: PillageMaster

Name: NA

Age: 47+

Likes: relatives, when things go right, meals, sleep, home, birthdays

Dislikes: relatives, anything Obama, when things go wrong, bills, debt, the word expensive, bright red check

engine light, doctor visits, long lines, busy signal, baseball, virus, the word expired, rain, the end,

directions-you can't miss it, parallel parking, bad chinese food, dr. pepper, slippery floors, birthdays,

taxes, mountain dew, lists

Superpower: listen to god

Favorite Holiday: Christmas

Personal Motto: I can't believe I didn't see that before

Additional facts: phonecall from nephew/niece => it is a good day

Dog or cat person: cat

Preferred last meal: dungeness crab, chicken in a biskit, pepsi, Tums ... followed by lots of pizza