PAST EVENT - Corrupted Wish - Spring Edition!

[The_Director]

Granted you can travel through time, but you can only travel backwords time by atleast 100 years or more, and before you know it your trying to teach people in the olden days on how to farm and make a wheel.

I wish I had a happy and productive life with the people I care about!

Granted! but you still die.

I wish for a high tech computer.

[Ian-R]

granted but your computer was so high tech you dont know how to use it
i wish i never had to sleep

[Tigger334]

granted but you end up looking like Lindsey Lohan on America's Most Wanted...
I wish I was a Knight who said NI!!

[crazywolf007]

granted but the puppy chewed your mouse cord and you cant play settlers on line
I wish I had a real gold mine

[smallgiants]

Granted, but the coinage takes 2hrs per coin. I wish I had an endless copper mine.

granted but all the copper's have left the mine to catch the drunks from the brewery. I wish for a bottomless mug of brew minus the coppers.

[Goater]

I wish I had a real gold mine: wish granted but the IRS takes all your gold

I wish I could go to Africa

[Xarthic]

Granted. But while you are on safari all your wheat fields go barren, your wells dry up, your mines run out of ore. Your settlers rebel and emigrate to another island. When you return from safari, pirates have taken over your lands!

I wish I had an oatmeal rasin cookie !

[Alora]

I wish I had a real gold mine: wish granted but the IRS takes all your gold

I wish I could go to Africa

Granted, but as soon as you get there a massive tsunami wipes out the African continent.
I wish I had the ability to part the "Red Sea of Traffic" every commute...

[Casper143]

Upon landing in Africa you get kidnapped and traded 2 weeks later for bread

I wish I was fishing instead of wishing about it.

[smegmor]

You go to Africa but you get dyssentery and spend the whole time on the toilet.

I wish I could still dunk a basketball.