PAST EVENT - Corrupted Wish - Spring Edition!

[Slorg]

Granted....but.....Honey Boo Boo moves into your island, the villagers riot, the horses flee and you still can't understand what Boo Boo is saying as there is no text on your screen for translation.
i wish for an adventure which rewards one with the Cornucopia

Granted.... but the Cornucopia only has a 0.2% chance of being a reward for completing Sons of the Veld. I wish there was a way to clear tree stumps from my island for more space.

[AmishHammer]

Granted.... but the Cornucopia only has a 0.2% chance of being a reward for completing Sons of the Veld. I wish there was a way to clear tree stumps from my island for more space.

Granted, but after clearing the tree stumps, the root system holding your island together is weakened thus causing your island to slip under the sea. I wish I could gain fame and fortune by being one of the winners of this contest.

[johoover]

granted, but you realize the fame is to much preasure and retreat to seclusion. I wish for a titanium mine.

[KingWukong]

Granted, but all of the titanium turns into a giant titanium golem, killing everything in sight. I wish I could build on water

[Scouser]

granted, but you realize the fame is to much preasure and retreat to seclusion. I wish for a titanium mine.

Granted, but the misleading sign without ["*** ORE"] attracts a crowd consisting of equal parts sweaty perverts who didn't read past "***" and curious bystanders who wonder what that particular brand of ore would look like [also in the crowd is a BB with a bucket of adhesive asterisks making her way toward the sign with the aim of censoring the offending word]. They drink all your brew and then riot in protest of the false advertising.

I wish i had a banhammer.

[AmishHammer]

Granted, but the banhammer has a mind of its own thus destroying all your buildings. I wish I had a better general to lead my troops.

[Anode]

Granted, but when you have it, everyone is polite and kind and bends over backwards to help one another. (Either way, you win!)


I wish I had sold my shares in Apple last August.

[johoover]

Granted, but all of the titanium turns into a giant titanium golem, killing everything in sight. I wish I could build on water

Granted but the anchors fail and all your building float away. I wish there were more than 24 hrs in the day.

[johoover]

I wish I had sold my shares in Apple last August.

granted, and the shares go to $1000 tomorrow.

I wish I had more building licenses.

[Scouser]

Granted, but when you have it, everyone is polite and kind and bends over backwards to help one another. (Either way, you win!)


I wish I had sold my shares in Apple last August.

Granted, but you weren't wearing your glasses at the time and mistakenly sold your shares in Granny Smith's Apple Orchard - resulting in a loss of funds.

I wish I had a third nipple.