granted, but he had already given out all of his wishes!Originally Posted by ruskimang
I wish I could demolish my mountains for more usable space.
granted, but he had already given out all of his wishes!
I wish I could demolish my mountains for more usable space.
Granted without pay.
I wish I had an endless supply of coal.
but the puppy bite you and it has rabies
Granted! Your brain now works so fast you come up with responses to statements people have not yet made. This, in turn, leads to people suspecting you have "gone nuts." You live out the rest of your sad life as a hobo in a boxcar answering to the moniker Pistachio Pete.
I wish I had an awesome hobo name...
Granted! Your new Hobo Name is Mississippi Tiny Joe, unfortunately your employer no longer takes you seriously and sends you packing. You now live out your life riding the the rails.
I wish I had a Rib Eye steak.
Granted, but it's cold.
I wish I had more steel swords.
Granted! But your rib not only has an eye but a nose and a mouth and keeps telling you that you smell bad. I wish I could go exploring with my Savage Scouts.
Granted, but exploration comes quickly to an end because a tornado destroyed your vehicle and everything you brought with you, so you have to go back home.
I wish I had a cookie.
Granted! Its on your hard drive in your browser cache.
I wish I could rule two islands.
Granted! But one is Atlantis. I wish I could spin wheat into gold.
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