Granted! Unfortunately it's very small so you legs always show when you put it on.Originally Posted by Zaloga
I wish I had a pet owl.
Granted! Unfortunately it's very small so you legs always show when you put it on.
I wish I had a pet owl.
granted but its always asleep when you want to do anything with it.
I wish I had twin settlers.
Granted but the Illuminati want their mascot back and take it away from you.
I wish I could cure any disease anyone has now or would ever get.
granted but your coworkers always call you 5 min to late to save your mines.
I wish I had a lvl 6 mayor house.
granted and doctors are no longer needed and the global economy crashes due to the high unemployment.
I wish I had a second Titan smelter.
Granted! We've arranged to shoot your body in to space when you die.
I wish I was Chuck Norris.
Granted but then someone assassinates you. I wish I had a Brothel for my workers to keep them happier and work harder.
Granted, but the Girls in your brothel become infected with amysterious disease. That turns all your settlers into Zombies. Your Settlers are no longer happy and instead of working hard they wreck havoc on your island.
I wish my island never ran out of resources
Granted, but your island becomes the next Atlantis. I wish we could build more than 25 baskets or troops at a time.
Grante, but your baskets spoil. I wish that I had a cement pond (swimming pool) for my islanders to enjoy.
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