The settlement for your paralysis accident liability civil suit was only $20, after the lawyers' bills. But you can't shake a stick at it...Originally Posted by Voracious
I wish I could play the cello like Zoe Keating.
The settlement for your paralysis accident liability civil suit was only $20, after the lawyers' bills. But you can't shake a stick at it...
I wish I could play the cello like Zoe Keating.
Granted, however an evil King from another land captures you enslaves you as his private cellist, making him the only audience you will entertain for the rest of your life.
I wish I had magical powers.
Granted: But you end up living next to boy under a set of stairs and get chased by a Dark Wizard the rest of your life.
I wish I didn't suffer from Anatidaephobia.
Last edited by Thevano; 02-20-13 at 09:36 pm. Reason: forgot to add my wish. quack
Granted, but only Donald Duck holds the cure - and the cure involves his constant monitoring of your everyday activities.
I wish I was a Wonder Twin.
Granted, but you are conjoined at the fists.
I wish for Taco bell to bring back $.59, $.79, $.99
Granted, but it lacks all the good stuff, like meat, unions, pepper bells and sauce.
I wish I would forget all the nasty things in life.
Granted. But in order to forget you were turned into my pet rock. I wish a my own house.
Granted, you own your own house and are known in the neighborhood as the crazy cat lady.
I wish fish could fly.
Granted, but they can't breathe out of water still and so they end up dying, leaving smelly, rotting fish in all of the cities near water. This, in turn, leads to a vast increase of bird population in cities, causing issues with sanitation and bird feces everywhere. Eventually, it causes the world's fish supplies to diminish resulting in severe disruptions in the food chain, wreaking havoc on the ecosystem.
I wish the world operated on one standard time.
Granted, however as a result the world has stopped spinning and orbiting, and as a result have the world is condemned to darkness.
I wish I could speak every language in the world.
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