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    Granted, but that "nothing" is actually a black hole which expands and consumes the world.

    I wish I could understand everyone.

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    Granted, but How could you 'understand' everyone some will take advantage of this and he will Grab all your things.


    I WISH IF I HAD A WITCH, Which is the BEST

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manzar View Post
    Granted, but How could you 'understand' everyone some will take advantage of this and he will Grab all your things.


    I WISH IF I HAD A WITCH, Which is the BEST
    I take it from the above gibberish that you wish to be able to communicate via the written word...

    Granted, but everyone else loses the ability to read (if, that is, they ever had it to begin with).

    I wish I possessed the butch-ish good looks of Justin Bieber.

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    Granted, Bieber haters found you and killed you thinking you were him.

    I wish I had cherry to put on top of my ice cream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saltybeing View Post
    Granted, Bieber haters found you and killed you thinking you were him.

    I wish I had cherry to put on top of my ice cream.
    Granted, but the cherry is so big it breaks the bowl and spills the ice cream all over the floor.

    I wish I had won the Arrested Development "You're Gonna Get Some Walk-Ons" contest.

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    Granted, but the show is cancelled before you get the chance to walk on.

    I wish people couldn't lie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurion View Post
    Granted, but the show is cancelled before you get the chance to walk on.

    I wish people couldn't lie.
    Granted, but [impersonates Jack Nicholson] YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH...and you kill yourself.

    I wish I had Scrooge McDuck's money bin.

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    Granted, but when you try to dive into the coins as he does, you find that they're not quite so fluid and wind up with a concussion as a result. The hospital fees cost you the entire fortune and your gold swimming days are over.

    I wish carbon emissions did not harm the environment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurion View Post
    I wish carbon emissions did not harm the environment.
    Carbon emissions no longer harm the environment because everything is now too polluted for it to even make a difference anymore.

    I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four impala.

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    Granted, but when you get taller, become a baller, and your girl looked good: you woke up!

    I wish the government was for the people, instead of screwing us!

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