PAST EVENT - Corrupted Wish - Spring Edition!

[Silver_Val]

Granted - but up on blocks in your front yard, what an eyesore!
I wish I had my own gold mine in real life.

[Talya_Star]

Granted, however, it is located far underground that it is very dangerous to retrieve, and all your workers die or are injured attempting to do so.

I wish for some lindor chocolates.

[Niterider8]

wish I had a boat that allowed faster trips for adventures, but it would sink or get lost due to a flash crash!

[Angelique613]

Granted, but puppy becomes rabid and quickly infects all of your soldiers, who quickly sicken and die.

I wish I had an endless supply of Marble.

[Angelique613]

granted, but Lindor chocolates are magical and overnight make you to enormous to move or fight, thus allowing your enemy to quickly overwhelm and defeat you.

I wish I had unlimited storage.

[Angelique613]

Granted - but the job requires you to pay for the privlage of serving.
I wish i had a little red caboose

Granted, but your red caboose turns out to be your butt that is red from the spanking your enemy has given you.

I wish I had the power to instantly defeat enemies and steal their chocolate.

[Saltybeing]

Granted. You have that power but with no idea of how to handle it, you accidentally defeat the coco plant causing chocolate to become extinct.

I wish I could eliminate all the days on the calendar that contain the number 1.

[Anesis]

Granted. Now all the days in calendar that had number 1 are deleted but those have been the hollydays or free from work days so now you have only work days in your callendar.

I wish i had a bigger island.

[Saltybeing]

Granted, it grew so big it sunk.

I wish I could color the world with a rainbow.

[LadyTerra]

Granted, but the wish also makes you see only in black and white.
I wish I could be in the Guiness book of World Records