PAST EVENT - Corrupted Wish - Spring Edition!

[Darkshines]

I wish that Scouser wasn't so sadistic

Granted, but you take his place.

Granted. You've been invited to visit The Factory! Upon exiting the tour you are accosted and kidnapped by Arthur Slugworth, who chains you to an operating table and tortures you until you give him the recipe for the Everlasting Gobstopper - which, of course, was impossible for you memorize. You are returned to your loved ones in a series of shoe boxes and coffee cans.

I wish I could brew the world's best cup of coffee...

Granted. But it was only one cup, and you can't quite get it right again, ruining coffee for you forever.

I wish for a refund on my previous wish granted by Grumgore because as you can see in the quotes it failed!

[The_Director]

Refund Granted! its a shame that sarcasm wasn't worth anything.
^^ my little attempt at sarcasm

I wish for some ice cream!

[Saltybeing]

Granted with glee. I make you lots of homemade ice cream in every flavor know to mankind. I get toppings, candy and cherries. You take a bit and find I used sour milk.

I wish dogs would pick up their own poop.

[Darkshines]

Granted with glee. I make you lots of homemade ice cream in every flavor know to mankind. I get toppings, candy and cherries. You take a bit and find I used sour milk.

I wish dogs would pick up their own poop.

Granted, but they do it with their mouth and then puke it back up on your floor.

I wish my dog hadn't used my glasses as a chew toy

[Talya_Star]

I wish my dog hadn't used my glasses as a chew toy

Granted, but that because your dog decided your favourite shoes look more yummy.

I wish my dog could speak english.

[Bionik]

granted, but he was hit by a truck the next day

i wish for world peace

[Xtreme4s]

granted, now everyone is nice to each other, baking cakes and cookies for their neighbors, the world population in turn becomes severely obese, people call out of work constantly cause their boss is now too nice to say no, we all becomes large masses of flesh rolling around the world happily

I wish I had a faster computer

[Zynnia7277]

Granted. You have a computer so fast it changes actual time for the user. It speeds life up and you begin to age at an accelerated rate. You are now 200 years old and still aging. By the time I finish this corrupted wish, you will be 750 years old and quite cranky.

I wish we could get pirate ships to park outside of our new floating nobles.

[Mystica]

I wish we could get pirate ships to park outside of our new floating nobles.

Granted, but the pirates looted your island and set up their own settlement, from which they began looting all your neighbors.

I wish my explorers would bring back more granite.

[johoover]

I wish my explorers would bring back more granite.

granted and the weight of all that extra granite sinks their ship on the way home.

I wish I had a lvl 6 recylcer.