You have infinite granite ... but it keeps multiplying, and there's nowhere to put it. You stash it here, you stash it there ... it continues to pile up ... the piles are falling over ... you are buried alive in a granite avalanche!
I wish I had three veteran generals.
Granted but they go to war with each other and only one is standing.
I wish I has a pizza.
>Granted but your pizza is from McDonalds
i wish i had a bicycle
Pee wee Herman's bicycle is yours, but Francis is now your arch enemy
i wish for Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch to release a new record
Granted!! You mysteriously wake up in the early 90s to hear that Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch is releasing a new record!! Unfortunately it is not new to you, and now you have to relive the 90s.Originally Posted by FancyPantalooney
I wish I had a 3d printer.
Granted. We expect you to pick it up within the week.
I wish I could scratch that spot on my back that i just can't seem to reach....
Granted, but when you scratched it, a wasp stung you!
I wish for a boat made of gold (that floated)
Wish granted but the boat moved a foot bi-yearly. I wish I had a Settlers Starbucks.
Granted! Your workers should be much more productive with caffeine coursing through their veins... But the high cost of Strabucks coffee sends the economy into a tailspin. I wish I had a money tree...
Granted! But in order for your money tree to grow, it requires twice the amount of money that it can actually produce. I wish I had the ability to ban the Kardashian family and any mention of their existence from all forms of media.
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