Granted, but the crystal ball makes the server so laggy that every time you bid, it crashes.Originally Posted by Zynnia7277
I wish I could attack camps simultaneously with multiple generals.
Granted, but the crystal ball makes the server so laggy that every time you bid, it crashes.
I wish I could attack camps simultaneously with multiple generals.
Granted. But due to the massive influx of Gold Coins, you caused an economy crash and the gold coins became worthless! I wish I had a moveable Mayors House.
Granted, it can be moved, but it is too expensive!
I wish for a economy adventure.
you got lots of several commodities but the value for those commodities crashed.
I wish I had as many buildings as my settlers did with tenants and successful businesses in them.
Granted. More money more problems. The Settling Department of the Treasury begins investigating your new found wealth and determine that the gold coins are counterfeited by a Colombian drug cartel. Now your on the run with both the law and the Colombians after you. I wish I had cup-holders in my folding camping chair.
GRANTED!
However the cup holders don't facilitate Big Gulps!
I wish for a pool full of yogurt!
Last edited by herbaltea; 02-19-13 at 07:35 am. Reason: forgot my wish :D
Granted but the wagon carrying rocket fuel dumped over between your smelter and coinage mint causing a huge explosion and depleting your gold resources so you can't buy any more. Your rocket ship never gets off the ground. I wish I had a rainbow dancing unicorn.
Granted, you get a rainbow dancing unicorn but it impales you on it's horn, causing you to fart extremely large and visible rainbows.I wish I had a rainbow dancing unicorn.
I wish I didn't have to work so hard.
Granted but the unicocrn is rabid and rainbow colored acid drips from its foamy mouth. It runs amuck throughout your island, goring your settlers and reeking havoc as it's colorful acid melts everything in which it comes in contact. I wish my mayors house had cabanna boys.
Granted, but it chased that cat. The cat ran far, then up a tree. The puppy tried to jump up to get the cat, but fell down a hole in the ground, which later is discovered as an iron mine. The puppy searched for days feeding on bats and bugs in the darkness, before it was able to finally find a way out. It had chased the cat so far from home that it was now lost. No one to love and care for. The puppy finally finds a road, follows it and finds a small farming village. The puppy is caught chasing down some chickens. He is captured and sold to a hunter who trains him to track wild game. The puppy from that point on lived a long, happy and loved life.
I wish I had infinite Bread and Sausages....
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