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Thread: PAST EVENT - Corrupted Wish - Spring Edition!

  1. #241
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    Granted, but your way is in a casket and your meeting with your family is not so happy.

    I wish I had a way home that didn't involve fighting through a blizzard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xarthic View Post
    Granted. But while you are on safari all your wheat fields go barren, your wells dry up, your mines run out of ore. Your settlers rebel and emigrate to another island. When you return from safari, pirates have taken over your lands!

    I wish I had an oatmeal rasin cookie !
    Granted. You're so thrilled to have your cookie that you close your eyes as you try to take a bite and a monkey swoops down out of the trees grabs the cookie and drops it into the gold smelting pot. You grab the tongs to retrieve it, but it is too late. Golden cookies don't taste too good. I wish I had a pet panda bear!

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    Granted. But then it became uncontrollable and wrecked your house! ^,..,^
    I wish i had a house and lot!!

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    Granted, but then a hurricane came along and knocked your house all over the lot!
    I wish I had my own supercomputer!

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    Granted. But only a superhuman can operate the supercomputer.

    I wish there was more.

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    granted but your ship fails to reach the velocity to escape earths gravity and crashes back down and destroys all your mines. I wish I had a llama

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    Granted. But if we had superhumans we would also need more super villians for balance.

    I wish we had an island of super villians to fight...

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    Granted....but the island of super villains is located within Jurassic Park, and the scheming evil-doers are quickly done in by ferocious lizards.

    I wish I had the steely good looks of Jeff Goldblum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouser View Post
    Granted....but the island of super villains is located within Jurassic Park, and the scheming evil-doers are quickly done in by ferocious lizards.

    I wish I had the steely good looks of Jeff Goldblum.
    You have the steely good looks of Jeff Goldblum but the lizards eat you anyways. I wish I had impenetrable skin so the lizards can't eat me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Domesday View Post
    You have the steely good looks of Jeff Goldblum but the lizards eat you anyways. I wish I had impenetrable skin so the lizards can't eat me!
    You have impenetrable skin, but now you can't get a vaccination for the Zombie disease, and you're infected.

    I wish I had a sweet pair of shoes.

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