Name Your Geologist

[KnightDestroyer]

I named him MR. AWESOME because he insisted being called that. He's really mean and refuses to work. He even threatened to get me banned from the game if i didn't name him "MR. AWESOME. He bullies me around and even steals gold from the storehouse. Now i have to live in a Residence because "MR. AWESOME" stole my Mayors house.
One day i was traveling down the river, when i saw a trader. He was selling a thing called Jolly Geologists for 900 coins each. I decided to buy one, and a few days later he showed up in the mail. Ever since my life has been terrible, he even slapped me last night when i told him i was getting a new Jolly Geologist. But i got one anyway and was forced to name him "MR. UN-AWESOME"

[royalpayne]

Mclovin
This guy is awesome, as he has climbed the skill trees,
he finds deposits with the greatest of ease.
From copper vein, to natural gift,
Your deposits are sure to get a lift.
Mclovin you don't cross,
He finds deposits like a boss =)

[SIie]

SamSung

Sam loved to Sing. after singing and going on many journeys he decided he had sung one too many times after finding
large amounts of stone, marble, iron, copper and gold.

his brother makes Tv's and cell phones but the settlers haven't discovered this technology yet

Tell him to find Granite, That would be just JOLLY!

[TerrorBlowhole]

Crazy Cats
The crazy Cats people live in the town of Nutsville. The history of Nutsville is as mythological as the sinking of Atlantis. So much so that Nutsville may have suffered the same fate as that ill-fated civilization. Much is known about Nutsville through records kept by Nutsvilleians who now live throughout the galaxy. The Nutsvilleian people are not so old, but they are a vast and industrious people who began their journeys to the distant land during the Age of European Exploration and have since traversed the stars. Surely, no people have more noble a heritage than the Nutsvilleians, yet their story is a tragic one filled with prosperity and destruction.
The early nutsville settlers called it the starving time, and accounts of the winter of 1600-1675 were so ghastly, and so morbid, that specialists weren't sure if the stories were true.
Rob Phillips, then president of the English settlement of Nutsville, wrote that settlers ate horses, then cats and dogs, then boots and bits of leather, and, finally, one another. One of our colony murdered his wife, ripped the child out of her womb and threw it into the river, and after chopped the mother in pieces and salted her for his food, wrote Rob Phillips, who then ordered the man executed.
Now whether she was better roasted, boyled or barbecued, I know not, but of such a dish as powdered wife I never heard of," added the famed settler Blowhole Phillips. This was that time, which still to this day we called the starving time; it was too vile to say, and scarce to be believed, what we endured.

[TerrorBlowhole]

This is awesome

The Blowholes
Young Blowhole and his brother Blowholeland see his father rectumous off to Blowhole land for a meeting with King Blowhole and his Geologist of the tator table, Blowholeland expressing to become a geologist when he promises her a trip to the kingdom someday. However a dark-hearted geologist named Monkeydick becomes upset at his share of the land's divisions and attacks King Blowhole to seize him. The Geologist Blowholeland attack and Monkeydick is killed before Blowholeland defeats this unusual skulk with his geologist pick. Despite this, Blowholeland grows into a young man, dreaming of his chance to prove himself and become a King gologist like his father, much to his mother's embarrassment who believes it to be too dangerous for his sissy ways.
One day, a Turtleneck breaks into Blowhole land and steals Arthur's sword, subsequently losing it in the Forbidden Forest as he escapes. That night, Flooterballs returns and kidnaps Tator and Gippy, plotting to use them to sneak into Blowhole land and overthrow King Blowhole by using a magic potion which combines his allies and accidentally a monkey named Monkeydick with various weapons and instruments of destruction. Gippy manages to escape and goes to the forest in search of the sword, Monkeydick ordered to follow him and report his location to kookoo. While there, Gippy meets Pootytag, a blind gynecologist who has learned the ways of the forest and survives with ease and the assistance of Rob Phillips, a sexy beast of a man that belongs to King Blowholes advisor Toejam.

[SIie]

The geologists are "Here," "There," and "Everywhere." Two of them are always claiming to be here or there, so are rather slow to get their work done. The other is everywhere he is needed, so he takes half the time.

you got a vote from me, I thought this was cute.

[billiardsking]

The name I have customized is very simple: Fred

Fred is the best stone manufacturer of all time and should be the stone quarry manager. He is part of the local men's club (water buffalos). He absolutely loves his home town of bedrock.

[PlayerTwo]

Mine are named GeoJoe and GeeOhNo! They head out guns a blazin' and come back empty handed.

[metalpuppet]

Nick Picker - He never overlooks anything and he never forgets.

[TiredHeart]

My three geologists are named Athos, Porthos and Aramis. Like their namesakes - the Three Musketeers - they are always ready to go searching for whatever their queen needs. They loudly announce their departures and cheer upon their successful return (or whine loudly together when a search results in failure).