Current events of the empire "Razenhell" and it's "King" Richard Head!

[RazenheII]

This week the science advisors had a brain fart. They tried implementing a program for better soldiers. King Richard was told of a plan using cervical incisions. So off the men went to be experimented upon in order to become better warriors. However it seems that all did not go as planned. There was a doctor who couldn't write all that well and all the men ended up with circumcisions instead.

The men still stand dutifully at attention but their wives are less than impressed and not to amused. Feeling empty the women took to the streets in an attempt to find joy by creating changes in the empire. The wailing in the streets has become such an annoyance that even King Richard has had to take notice!

The rioting almost came to a head when all the advisors were caught up in scandal of their own.They had been forced to be Rear Admirals for the servicemen of the empire.Now the Buck truelly stops here!" That's right the duct tape within the dictatroship has been solidified. No more seeking out advisors for prolonged engagements that leave you unsatisfied. Now King Richard has taken up the cause and is there for his people. Taking much pride for whereever he can put his 2 cents.

On a lighter note: Work production is up 300%. Even with the disatisfaction of the military the kingdom has never had such a contentment.

Stay tuned next week for an update to the Fo Paux's of King Richard's Reign and bizarre antics.

[The_Director]

bizzarre? defentaly.

is this just a story or is it a suggestion for the game?

[RazenheII]

lol was thinking about making a whacky journal ... I believe this maybe the start of it if people like.

[RazenheII]

So with the recent celebration over with and the tensions somewhat relieved, a contest was also finished. That's right! The generals chariot race is finally over! After 2 generations the first general has finally returned after making 1 lap around the island. When asked about what a grueling ordeal he replied " I would had been back sooner but I had to carry the **** chariot the last 2/3's of the race. They just don't make horses like they used to!"