Need lots of experience?
Only the brave my apply!
Recruits are not wanted for this task.
Danger awaits at every turn.
Soldiers will assure your victory!
Need lots of experience?
Only the brave my apply!
Recruits are not wanted for this task.
Danger awaits at every turn.
Soldiers will assure your victory!
Big Bertha is your goal
Loot awaits beyond your dreams.
Accept your destiny.
Chance of an epic building!
Kill your share of beserkers.
Know your enemies,
Never give up!
Instinct will only get you so far,
Guides are essential.
Heed all their warnings.
Time is of the essence,
Send your enemies to their graves!
Beautiful
Useful
Filling
Fattening
Satisfying
Care how much you know, until they know how much you care.
Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.
Reward of a thing well done is having done it.
Produce great men, the rest follows.
Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
Diligence is the mother of good luck and good fortune.
Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.
Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul.
Money is the last enemy that shall never be subdued.
Serious workers of Island Ulkai
Energetic androids with
Tiny feet always marching.
Tipsy waddlers, working in circles.
Ligaments of steel make for
Exemplary servants.
Rarified purpose for a
Satisfied Overlord Ulkai!
North bandits block my settlers' land
Ending dreams of town construction
Eager friends lend me a hand
Dare me to bandit destruction.
Get the land, I build my houses
Earning levels I get my gems
Miserable bosses are just louses
So, now, at night I get my rems.
Wending in the dark
Is a flickering spark
Taunting my legions
Challenging my regions
Heralds sing of those dark places
Telling of warty faces,
Oracles of doom,
Witches of gloom,
Emerging out their bower.
Rising from their tower.
hahaha
Managing meat is annoying.
Every deerstalker hut helps.
Adventures require a lot of sausages.
The butcher uses a lot of meat!
What's on the 5th of November?Originally Posted by BB_Effiluna
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