Granted, but it is full of guano covered zombies moaning sea chanteys. I wish I had an arctic mine.
Granted, but it is full of guano covered zombies moaning sea chanteys. I wish I had an arctic mine.
Granted, but it is too cold in there. I wish I had my own mayor's mansion.
Granted, but Dr. Frankenstein eats all your army before they can attack.
I wish I would win 100 gems and as they are handed to me each one multiplies by 100.
Granted but they crumble and are exposed as fakes as soon as you trade with them and you are killed as a cheat. I wish my soldiers couldn't be killed.
Granted, but they do grow old and become useless taking up all your population capacity and you have to build old folks homes for them, I wish I had a talking cat.
Granted, but it speaks dog. I wish the whisper tab would stop flashing.
Granted, but now it now freezes your screen. I wish I has a super strategist General whose soldiers never die.
Granted, but you would not have any friends. I wish everything was endless (Gold, diamonds, coal, etc, etc, etc).
Granted, but you get a perma ban. I wish nothing went wrong in this game.