Granted but they are in pie form.
I wish someone would make me some tea.
Granted but they are in pie form.
I wish someone would make me some tea.
Granted But the tea turns your teeth pink and your hair blue
I wish I had a job
Granted! Here is your shovel. The elephant cage is over there. Try not to get any on you.
I wish I had a blueberry muffin.
Granted! But a blueberry muffin is made out of Smurf skin for extra blue color. I wish a I had a endless gold mine.
Granted but you can't get to the bottom where the gold is because it is bottomless. I wish had an airplane.
If something can go wrong, it will.
granted, but now osama bin laden's son takes over your airplane modifies it and kills all of the world leaders with it all while singing Jimmy Buffett's song If you like pina coladas.
i wish to have demonic powers that can not be removed/sealed
Granted, but the only powers you have are to turn bees into butterflies.
I wish I had a maid.
Granted. But she weighs 480 lbs., only speaks Croatian and is allergic to dust.
I wish I had a Fairy Tale Castle
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Granted, but the Castle has been around so long it has crumbled. I wish I had money whenever I needed it.
Granted, but it is from a country that is no longer recognized and is worthless.
I wish I had a week's vacation.
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