PAST EVENT - Corrupted Wish: Trick or Treat Edition!

[Dar517]

denied, too stinky, LOL

[Pazzo]

[QUOTE I wish I had unlimited fishery][/QUOTE]

Granted but... the fish are piranha and no one can go near the pond. I wish I could see/tell the future.

[MoomanPoopan]

Granted, but it creates a hole in the time space continuum and it creates a black hole. I wish I could travel to Mars

[hippie_wraith]

Granted - but its Mars, Pennsylvania. population 1746 and no internets!

We wish we were the grand puba of the world!

[bh4rdy]

Granted, but the zombies ate the bat. I wish I had tons of gems.

[Jondaur]

Granted but they spill all over the road and you are fined by the government for failure to safely transport your gem load. I wish I had a crystal castle.

[Jewel17007]

Granted but a huge hail storm with golf cart sized hail demolished your castle.
I wish I had a 3 pound elephant.

[Brostie]

Granted, but now your boots are covered in elephant poo. I wish I had a castle instead of a mayor house

[Gattus]

Granted but you now weigh .01 ounces.
I wish I had an endless supply of fresh strawberries.

[jthjr]

Granted but everyday a frost will kill of that days crop. I wish I had only 10 toes.