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Granted, but the storekeeper was smoking and setoff an explosion that destroys buildings and wipes out your population.
I wish I had a rancher to raise cows and sheep for meat.
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granted but it turn you into horrible creature i with i had a fairytale casle
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Granted, but now you find you can never leave it. I wish to receive a good wish.
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Granted but a big storm comes and floods your storehouse and everything in it started to rust and rot. I wish I had 10 silos and make wheat for the poor.
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Granted, but the poor in your area all have celiacs disease and can't eat your wheat so it goes to waste. I wish I had a general that could travel to friends' lands to help clear their islands.
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Granted, but your generals universally despise you and defect to your friends every time they visit your friends' islands.
I wish my settlers could build a powerful air force.
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Granted, but all your pilots forget how to get back to your island and land somewhere else. I wish I had a watermelon.
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Granted but you consume the seeds and watermelons begin to sprout from your ears.
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For not wishing you had a watermelon, you're granted ears, too! I wish I had a bouncy castle!
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Granted but it causes a watermelon to grow in your tummy, and all the children point and ask if you're going to be a mommy? I wish I could lightning bolt settlers that weren't working fast enough.
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