Granted, but the Big Horse in the Sky learns about it and comes down and stomps you to death. I wish I had another island.
Granted, but the Big Horse in the Sky learns about it and comes down and stomps you to death. I wish I had another island.
If something can go wrong, it will.
Granted but your new island is populated with cannibal pygmies who eat your face off... I wish we had a 3x gem event like the Germans got
Granted but only because you moved to Germany and stopped playing the U.S. servers.... I wish for one night of meaningless pleasure with Ivanka Trump... (and I do stress meaningless)
Granted, but she was a drone created by Donald and you were video taped, the video was shown in America's funniest videos which won them $100K.
I wish to own a country full of exotic foods and exotic 18 years old 36-26-36 s.
granted, but then you lose all your taste buds so you can not enjoy the food and your ***** falls off so you can not have intercourse with any of them
i wish to have eternal life
Granted, but you have to join the guy heading up the really hot place for all time. I wish someone would listen to me.
If something can go wrong, it will.
Granted, but no one responds to what you say. I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you get lost over the ocean and have nowhere to land. I wish I could build treehouses in the trees on my island.
Granted, but the trees are also inhabited by flesh eating squirrels that make the trees inhabitable to humans. I wish I had a underground bunker.
Granted, but the entrance is caved in and you are trapped in there with Carrottop. I wish for world peace.
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