Granted, everyone except you has a great holloween. I wish I had more salt peter.
Granted, everyone except you has a great holloween. I wish I had more salt peter.
If something can go wrong, it will.
Granted, you have an infinite amount of salt peter, however this salt peter can never be turned into gunpowder. I wish I had a girlfriend.
Granted, but you find out she is your grandmother. I wish I could sing.
granted, but you sing so bad your girlfriend dies. I wish I had a gem pi
granted it produced 3.141 gems. I wish I had a unending gold mine
Granted, but it is full of giant vampire bats. I wish i had a vet general.
Granted, but he is old and retired and never stops telling you war stories. I wish I was thin like back in high school.
Granted, but your acne and social akward are back as well. I wish i could get a frozen manor
Granted, but it is in the middle of the desert and melts.
I wish I could control golems
Granted, but now they follow you everywhere. Wish I had a mistress.
If something can go wrong, it will.
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