granted, but your entire lawn is now a patch of mud. I wish I could retire.
granted, but your entire lawn is now a patch of mud. I wish I could retire.
Granted but the the world banking systems crash and all your saved up retirement funds are lost in a glitch. I wish I could fly.
Granted but you crash into the Mayor's house due to being scared by a scarecrow. I wish I had a million pumpkins before the event even starts.
Granted, but get sick because you can't stand the smell of a milion pumpkins rotting away. I wish I had a ship.
If something can go wrong, it will.
Your wish is granted, but you got rabies. I wish I had three more wishes.
You get your ship but you get the plague from the rats. I wish I could meet Roxette.
Granted, but her beauty burns out both your eyeballs. I wish I could get more beans.Originally Posted by Zargan
If something can go wrong, it will.
Granted, but you get so hungry that you accidentally eat all your beans then you get so much gas that you explode. I wish I could play computer games 24 hours a day for the next several decades.
Granted, but the only game you can play is Pong, over and over again, for several decades. I wish I could do an epic adventure and lose fewer troops.
If something can go wrong, it will.
Granted, you lose one less recruit! I wish Wimpy was mayor of MY town!
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