Granted, but its a zombie pony that eats your brain. I wish I had Noble House...
Granted, but its a zombie pony that eats your brain. I wish I had Noble House...
Granted but you place it to close to the golem and it catches fire then burns to the ground. I wish my golem would respawn.
Granted but he comes back as a king sized bed. I wish I had more salt peter.
If something can go wrong, it will.
granted, but now all you ever get is salt peter for resources
i wish it could snow all year round
Granted, but your stuck homeless and turn into an ice sculpture. I wish I had a genie.
granted, but it's an evil genie and twists all your wishes against you. I wish it was easier to think of more original wishes, but my brain is soooo tired...
Granted, they are original but all icky.
I wish I had some minions.
Granted, but they all rebel and assassinate you in your sleep! I wish I had the power to manipulate the whole of the universe at will . . .
Granted, but you are in a coma so the universe you manipulate is one of your own creation and doesn't affect the real world. I wish I had all of my family together.
Granted but your family hates you and roast you over a fire for their family feast. I wish I had a pair of socks right now.
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