PAST EVENT - Corrupted Wish: Trick or Treat Edition!

[darkeskye]

granted, but it turns out that the gold coins were stolen from a pirate and he makes you walk the plank

i wish for the sky to be red

[Elements21]

Granted, but the sky turns red due to a quadrillion alien laser beams focusing on you. I wish I could fly the Joint Strike Fighter.

[CruellaEvalerr]

Granted, but you fly thru a storm and get struck by lightning. Then lose all electical power and crash on an island full of 80 yr old woman who all want your body. I wish I had an island of my own.

[Gristle]

Granted, but you name your island Atlantis and it sinks into the ocean. I wish I had a pet monkey...

[dude---woah]

Granted, but it steals everything you own and it destroys everything else. I wish i were a god for a day...

[BB_Rawren]

Granted, but all of your subjects are atheists. I wish it wasn't Monday.

[CruellaEvalerr]

Granted, but it Sunday everyday for the rest of time and the only thing ever on TV is live church shows. I wish I had soon energy.

[Daurefin]

Granted, you are electrocuted. I wish I had more bread.

[Gallotey]

Granted - stale, moldy, rat-infested bread. Bon apetite! I wish I could have a second provision house!

[SirGassiousII]

granted but both your provision houses work at only half speed. I wish I had another book binder...