PAST EVENT - Corrupted Wish: Trick or Treat Edition!

[smokestack99]

granted but it will infect your first one and then they only produce bum liquid. i wish my population would all be savage scouts!

[SirGassiousII]

granted but now you have no military what so ever and an army of stone throwers takes your island over and kills your savage scouts, all three thousand of them. I wish I could really grant your wishes...

[Gallotey]

Granted, but you have no way of communicating intelligibly so it does no good. I wish I could eat all the candy I wanted and lose weight.

[FancyPantalooney]

granted, but you turned into skin and bones due to the olestra. I wish for 12 feet of snow by Thanksgiving.

[LexAeterna]

Granted, but the snow only filled a well that is 12 feet deep. I wish I have a time machine.

[frood42]

Granted but it only goes ten minutes, either way.

I wish that there was more Firefly.

[Gallotey]

Granted, but the new episodes are stale, boring, and written and acted badly. I wish for the new Dr. Who to be as good as last season.

[darkeskye]

granted, Dr. Who is even better than last season but you wind up missing the whole thing and get extremely angry

i wish you did not get extremely angry

[Gallotey]

Granted, so I just become sad and agoraphobic and my only friends are 28 stray cats. I wish I had a cat!

[frood42]

Granted but you develop an allergy.

I wish my pizza was done already.