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    Wood Chucking?

    So how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if it did chuck wood?

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    Well. if the woodchuck was waiting to log into his (or her) TSO account today, I expect there would be enough wood chucked to fill an Exotic Wood Deposit.
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    A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood...

    or

    A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood.

    or

    ...about 700 pounds (320 kg) on a good day, with the wind at his back!

    Take your pick

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    Cool

    And then there is this...

    [ youtube.com/watch?v=0-3DpgckiLA ]

    Woodchuck Song - Ragtime Bob Roberts - 1904 Edison Gold Moulded Record

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    If the woodchuck could chuck wood, the woodchuck would not chuck as much wood you think a woodchuck would chuck because the woodchuck does not have that much wood to chuck and no woodchucks are allowed to chuck wood in no woodchuck or no wood chucking area.

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    hahahahaha fun

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    wood chucking...

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    Wood Cutter!
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    A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood for how much that would be.

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