So how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if it did chuck wood?
So how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if it did chuck wood?
Well. if the woodchuck was waiting to log into his (or her) TSO account today, I expect there would be enough wood chucked to fill an Exotic Wood Deposit.
“Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends.”
J. R. R. Tolkien
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood...
or
A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood.
or
...about 700 pounds (320 kg) on a good day, with the wind at his back!
Take your pick
And then there is this...
[ youtube.com/watch?v=0-3DpgckiLA ]
Woodchuck Song - Ragtime Bob Roberts - 1904 Edison Gold Moulded Record
If the woodchuck could chuck wood, the woodchuck would not chuck as much wood you think a woodchuck would chuck because the woodchuck does not have that much wood to chuck and no woodchucks are allowed to chuck wood in no woodchuck or no wood chucking area.
wood chucking...
Wood Cutter!
"My religion encompasses all religions. I believe in God, I believe in the universe. I believe you are god, I believe I am god; I believe the earth is god and the universe is god. We're all god."
--- Ray Bradbury
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood for how much that would be.