Dear Black Knight,
with halloween coming you know what it means we will see a lot of one another and surely hope you will be as docile as i know you can be...hahaha
i will keep visiting you daily and try to shake enough goodies out of you to make it worth my time
enjoy the little rest you have now cause shortly you wont have time no more
will be a pleasure to see you soon BK
regards,
Bee_911
Lucky Explorer,
You venture to the unknown.
Thanks for the cookies.
Dear adventures, where have the followups gone? Into the ether like weapons I guess. All the good things now controlled by rng, might as well play an ARPG.
Hanlon's razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Dear Little Panda,
Not only are you cute, you are very friendly to those poor settlers trying to level up. So much experience in such a small adventure. You keep being you.
Love,
Simon the Cat
Dear Explorer,
Thanks for the fish plate. It was very useful.
Signed, Koshko
Dear Geologist,
I truly appreciate that you're so jolly. But when I send you out looking for ore, and you respond "OK, going ta look for tequila", that's not OK. I don't even like tequila. I want iron. Or coal. Or at least whiskey. No tequila. Please.
Much love,
aes1218
Hello muddah, hello faddah, I'm a recruit now. What's "cannon fodder?"
Another term is quite disturbing, "animal chow" makes me want to start complaining.
If we do good, I want to tell ya. We might help out, the Little Tailor.
He is Valiant, but in a fix now, why does the seven in one blow he disavows?
Take me home, oh muddah, faddah. Take me home, I hate the slaughter.
Don’t leave me out in the forest, Where I might get eaten by a bear!
There are giants and unicorn of lore. Then they tell me, of a huge and furious boar.
Guys are getting, eaten up now, wolves and foxes, bears, and boars;
I believe the part about being animal chow!
Now the King is, very evil, and it’s caused quite an upheaval.
Things are going rather slowly, there are cannons up ahead holy moly!
Take me home, oh muddah, faddah. Take me home, I hate the slaughter.
Don’t leave me out in the glen, Where I might have to attack again!
Things are better, we have won now. We’re coming home now with stuff for our larder.
I want to say, this is better, muddah, faddah please kindly disregard this letter.
Last edited by Ed_The_Eldar; 09-05-16 at 04:17 pm. Reason: better rhymes
Dear Mr. Ice Golem,
Thank you for your interest into Mr. Ed's Golem Spa where we cater specifically to ice golems of all levels including "Supreme". You will be pampered during your stay here and we will help you shave off a few pounds. We look forward to "serving" you here. We have two special "fruit" relaxation pools for you to enjoy...The largest is our extravagant "strawberry daiquiri" pool, followed by the "margarita" pool. For our more traditional guests we offer the Shandy pool with a fizzy twist that will make you tingle all over and last but certainly not least the Eisbock pool which is drained after every use of an ice golem.
Looking forward to your visit,
Ed the Eldar
Dearest Little Tailor,
You think you are so deft because of your sewing skills!!!!
You better look again! You can not sew an army.
Armies are made up of men, not rag dolls with toy armament.
You had better watch out. All settlers are on to you and will easily destroy you.
Lady_Annabelle
Sunsettler
Dear Cannoneers,
I appreciate the damage you inflict in our fight
You display great power day and night
Setting up behind a line of recruits to shield the enemies first attack
The force of your guns counter with an awesome kickback
When the smoke clears only silance is heard
And the memories of the battle soon become a blur
Thank You Cannoneers
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