It is arguable (those that disagree are wrong, but let them argue) that bacon is the single most amazing food on the planet. Take a look in global chat, everyone is talking about bacon, even the Mods can't resist the temptation of it's meaty, crispy wonder. When you go to a restaurant for breakfast, they don't ask IF you want bacon, but rather how many slices do you want (the correct answer is any number greater than 5).
My proposal is this:
A Bacon buff, perhaps called "A Pound of Bacon" or "Bacon Splendor"
Possible effects:
- +300% production on single building for 48 hours (maybe already done)
- zone-wide "Happiness" buff, every production building +100% production for 6 hours
- use on a general to give a buff to assigned units, ie. 25% bonus damage to all assigned units, or flanking buff, or first strike, etc. (might not be doable)
- use on explorer to cut search time in half
These are just ideas, feel free to add your own suggestions. But the fact remains, TSO needs a Bacon buff. It's not like I'm suggesting we convert to Communism or anything drastic like that, just a little crispy meat to fill the void in our hearts.