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    Extraterrestrial Towel Day


    To all towel-loving adventurers,
    Let's celebrate the extraterrestrial Towel Day together today and if you haven't done already, we would advise you to read some good books from Douglas Adams.

    • Share the most beautiful island screenshots with us, which will calm visitors and avoid panic.
    • Share a bad poetry post about the Extraterrestrial Towel Day
    • Explain why dolphins are so smart
    • What would be the best look for a towel to be noticed? Draw a TSO themed pattern and share it with the community.

    Happy settling and always keep a towel close,
    BB_Odhran

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    The best of Vogon poetry

    Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
    Thy micturations are to me, (with big yawning)
    As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning
    On a lurgid bee,
    That mordiously hath blurted out,
    Its earted jurtles, grumbling
    Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
    Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
    Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
    And living glupules frart and stipulate,
    Like jowling meated liverslime,
    Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
    And hooptiously drangle me,
    With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries.
    Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
    See if I don't!

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    A Bottle and a Towel

    There's nane that's blest of human kind,
    But the cheerful and the dry, man,
    Fal, la, la, &c.

    Here's a bottle and a folded towel!
    What wad ye wish for mair, man?
    Wha kens, before his life may end,
    What his share may be a dry one?

    Then catch the spirits as they fly,
    And sip them as ye ought, man:
    Believe me, happiness is shy,
    And comes not dry when sought, man.

    — with apologies to Robert Burns

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