A Settlers Xmas Song
(to the tune of "Up on the Housetop")
We are the Settlers, proud and free
Plopped in the land of Unity
Perhaps in the long run we'll be fine
Wish we could see who's here online
Ho ho ho! we never know
Ho ho ho, we never know
But here in The Settlers we'll stay tough
We'll soldier on and do our stuff
Be it a Geo or be it a Scout
We try our best to send 'em out
Open the Menu, click click clicks
Count off the minutes to make our picks
Check out our quest log, send R/T's
We're gonna finish these trades with ease
No, wait a minute, the quest's not done
Looks like the units are minus one
Ho ho ho! we never know
Ho ho ho, we never know
But here in The Settlers we'll stay tough
We'll soldier on and do our stuff
Hop to a friend's isle, should be a breeze
But trapped in a loop of perma-freeze
Why such a pain to do small stuff
Thirteen minutes to place one buff
Select our Generals, launch their attacks
Stare as some others go out .. more sacs
Can't cut our losses, there's no Retreat
Watch as our battles end in defeat
Ho ho ho! we're movin' slow
Ho ho ho, we're movin' slow
But here in The Settlers we'll stay tough
We'll soldier on and do our stuff
Cool-down timers that stray off-path
Zone-buff buildings that can't do math
End of production times - we just guess
And here comes another darn Zone Refresh
Ho ho ho! game issues grow
But Ho ho ho, we'll never go
Oh, here in The Settlers we'll stay true
We love this game and we'll see it through
Merry Christmas to all our Settlers who have been steadfast through these crazy times - exchanged ideas, helped with tips, advice, and encouragement .. and a healthy dose of wit and humor. This is a truly wonderful community.
And Merry Christmas, as well, to our BB Dev team. Thanks for your continued efforts to make improvements ... we know you're looking forward to better times, too. To a great holiday season, peace and cheer in 2022 -CJ